Since I'm on state Medicare, and recently received a notice with the new slogan of 'Serious Health Care Close to Home', implying anything not serious is best left to other devices, I vote for the following ad campaigns:
"BADGERCARE: BROKEN BONES AND BULLET HOLES!"
(A billboard with a female crackhead holding a screaming preemie wearing nothing but a diaper) "Your baby won't stop crying? Deal with it yourself, you stupid bitch!"
"DON'T COME IN UNTIL YOU'VE EXHAUSTED YOUR SUPPLY OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ALL MIXED TOGETHER IN A BAGGIE LIKE FRUITY PEBBLES".
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