Monday, January 26, 2009

Things I Don't Like About Wisconsin



The black spots in the ice are dead ducks. Some pack of dimwitted yayhoos went snowmobiling up the Rock River, went under the bridge at high speed (for those of you who live where there may not be snow, these new machines can do in the neighborhood of 100 MPH) and ground up, over two nights, over 120 Mallard ducks.

This is in Fort Atkinson, and is why, despite the 'ghetto' reputation of where I live, I don't care for rural Wisconsin.

3 comments:

  1. When they catch those scumbags, they need to do a month in prison for each duck.

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  2. There are rednecks everywhere. And sadly, many have an ignorant mean streak.

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  3. Snowmobiling seems to consist of riding around at terrifying speeds, flying from bar to bar. I totally understand the whole drinking thing, and am all for that part of it, but the cult of motorized 'enjoyment' of nature baffles me.

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